Sorry I was kinda out of it last week and I’m kinda sick this week.  I also want to make it up to all you readers and do strips for my missing weeks.  I counted NINE since I have started.  I wanted to end the year with 52 strips.  So by the end of the year I will probably be doubling up on them.  I can’t do it right now.  I have some interesting stuff planned for the futures.  My friends have been great on giving me feedback on what they like to see.  Something is probably up with my Subscribe2 because the last strip didn’t go out via subscribers, but if you scroll down you can see it.  Hopefully this one will work.

No commentary.  Comic should speak for itself.  This will be continuing next week.  HAPPY 8.8.8

Yes, I have killed a Predator.  (Thanks buddy bogus.)  Okay, not really, but cut my dreadlocks.  Almost 10 years of me growing my hair.  Started growing it my 2nd semester of my first year of college.  Reasons I cut it:  It was long as you can see from the photos, I am suffering from male pattern baldness (nothing sadder than a guy with no hair on the top and long locks, and It was time for a change.

New look Video here! 1st song David Bowie “Under Pressure” 2nd Queen “Don’t stop me Now.”

DAILY MOTION LINK http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6dex0_leory-rockwell-21_webcam

I prefer Daily motion but Youtube for you iPhone users. Update (youtube will be up when done processing.)

Leroy rockWELL 2.1 is now in stores. Sponsored Luster’s Pink Moisturizer and a brush are in my future.
I’ll post the comic tomorrow.

Love,

Ken Patterson

End the Arc.  New story Arc coming next week.  Yes.  Willie J. is a huge jerk.  The jerk that sometimes I want to be.

Hellboy II: Golden Army  B+

It was like Iron man but with more interesting characters.  Now this is a fun movie.  It doesn’t really take itself serious but also has Pacing problems.  I felt like a rush to the finish line never the end of the movie.  They are giving the gold ticket to find the Golden Army.  Which, I really didn’t like.  Troll Market equals cool.  Overall as fun as hell.

The Dark Knight: A

The Good.

It’s a pretty good movie. It’s like crime drama in Superhero drag.  It’s to wong fu mixed with Godfather. HA. The characters were interesting. Heath deserve an Oscar or a nomination for this and not for dying.  It’s going to be hard because fall/winter are the Oscars seasons for drama and such.  If he is nominated he will probably be surrounding by other high caliber performances.  The fall of the white knight was good and didn’t fell tacked on. (I’m looking at you VENOM in Spider-man 3.) Everyone gave strong performances, all but Michael Cain, who I felt was phoning it in.
Also something this movie doesn’t get much praise for is it’s lack of CG puppetry.  I want you to look at movies like Iron man or Spider-man you see they have powers and tons of CG effects.  Batman has no powers but still blows up #@#$ like John McClane on a Good day.  So thumbs of for more traditional stunt work.  It’s some moments in the movie with CG but not many.  Well there is Two face but I think it was more of the Eye and the jaw area than the full face.  But he’s in like the last 30 minutes.

The way that Christopher Nolan is going with these movies, realism, I don’t think we will be seeing villains like Clayface and Posion Ivy.  Clayface who I thought was lame as hell. Boo hoo you’re face is ruin.   He suffers from the Venom Sydrome. Whats that?  Well Venom hates Peter Parker in the comic, that’s his one motivation because he “ruined” his life.  Dude, Spidey has given you like a hundred trys to get your life back and what do you do?  Try to kill my family friends.  GET THE #@$# over it.

I would like to see the Riddler because he is probably the only Batman villian that can match wits with the detective side. Also they did highlight Batman’s detective skills in this one with the ballistic test and so on.

The Bad. (just funny things)
The Batman voice.  Come on really. I was cracking up on the inside everytime he talked. It’s like me doing “my spooky voice” but trying to be serious.  Bruce Wayne is still lame as ever, wait he’s the disguise.

The Joker at Bruce’s party.  He distracts Batman with the classic damsel in distress move, but what happen when he was left in the penthouse alone?  Did he kill people? Did he keep searching for Dent? Did he take jewels? I think he just has his goons steal the Fine cheeses that Bruce had around.  I can see Batman screaming, “DAMN YOU JOKER, THAT WAS MOOSE CHEESE! IT’S $500 A POUND!”

Batman’s reckless disregard for Dogs and OPP.  Okay, Batman killed like 4 dogs in this movie.  I get it Batman hates Dogs.  Why did I say Batman hates OPP (other people’s property or something else)?  Look at the scene with the Tumbler (batmoblie) He is running over cars not giving a rat’s ass about anyone when he’s after the Joker.  Then on the Bat Pod, he just shooting grenades at parked cars when people could be in it.  How the hell does he know?  Plus there were two little kids sitting there watching this, What if they were in one of those cars?  Like the mom just so happen to run in the store then come out to find her kids burning because of Batman’s pursuit of Justice.  Batman is heartless against Gas prices.  You don’t have to pay for it if your car is on fire, do ya?

Batman’s cell phone sonar?  I get it.  He’s got this whole Bat motif going.  Come on using everyone cell phones seems a little far fetched.  Pulling a George Bush.   Batman breaks another rule of OPP. This time meaning Other People’s Privacy.  You think I want my dirty phone messages to a Chinese hooker need to be over heard by Morgan Freeman?  NO.

To all parents don’t take your kids to see this movie.  It will give them nightmares.  If you don’t have the time to research a movie you don’t have time to take your kid to the theatre.  I swear there were like 8 year olds in this movie because it’s Batman how can it be bad for little Timmy.  The joker was doing stuff we found funny but at the level is very distrubing. Two Face had kids crying.  Batman’s dickery jumps to new heights.  This is not your normal super-hero romps.

Also Batman is still blaming others for his problems…

Look for more of these covers on Superdickery.com  “Superman is the real dick. ”

Sanaa Gallery and Custom Framing opened Yesterday.  Located on the 1st floor of Fondern Corner off State Street.

Live band and story telling.

All the art work was framed by Lorenzo Gayden.  All the art work by different artist.

Derek Zoolander of DudeWeek magazine and founder of “The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too”,  was there.  Showing of his new Blue Steel look.

Derek and Hanzel hanging out.
Congrats to Lorenzo and Kiwana on the wonderful opening.  I’ll be send my friends to your shop.

Uh oh. See ya next week.  No babies. Sorry Herb didn’t have the time.

I post a few photos of a baby i get like 6 comments.  So from now on i’ll just be posting baby pictures with strips. (sike)

Summer Movie ratings. I’m going to grade them and not a number scale like usual.

Iron Man: B+
Funny action packed, No Terrance Howard cry scene (I’m surprised too), Lame one dimensional villian “I wants 2 b richies!” Robert Downey Jr. saved this movie.  All the other characters were kinda boring.

The Incredible Hulk C+
Interesting characters yes even Betty Ross played by Liv “I whisper” Tyler, pretty good on the run story, Solid action.  Villian also lame “I wants 2 b powafull!”

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:   B- 
In the same nature of the original movies but with a scifi twist.  The ending was kinda flat but I enjoyed the action and some of the comedy.  I mean the fridge scene was kinda crazy, very crazy just outragously absurd.  People had high expectations for this one.  I didn’t.  It was my vote for biggest movie of the summer, sadly Iron Man is beating it by 4 million.

Wanted:  B
This movie didn’t try to be anything else but retarded action and guns.  I had a problem with the whole “Loom of fate” thing.

Wall E:  A+
Simple universal love story.  Some environmental themes, wonderfully crafted story telling, and characters are full of life but they are robots.

Hancock: C- note: See me after class, need a parent teacher conference. 
Very Average movie.  John, I know what you are saying but damnit I don’t want to look for all those themes in a “BIG WILLIE WEEKEND” movie.  What i want is BIG LAUGHS, DUMB LINES like “Oh HELL NAW” or “Welcome to Earth”  and stupid action and him running.  Will doesn’t even run in this movie.  He’s got a patented run dude (note slow mo, I, robot, Bad Boys I & II, and Men In Black I & II, haha).  The twist kinda made me mad and turned this movie in a different direction.  1st half “Big laughs” 2nd half “boo hoo drama”  It’s like they ran out of jokes, an idea about Hancock’s real origin or characters who aren’t Jason Bateman or Will Smith.  I say Matinee it if you want to see it or it’s worth a rental.  Not as bad a Wild Wild West but not a good as I AM LEGEND and DEFINITY not as good as Pursuit of Happyness or Ali.

I promise it’s building to something.  This one kinda suck but I press on.
In other news.

Born at 7:26 am.  Daughter of Shakina and Jack Patterson II.  My niece Kendal aka Dirtbike.  a healthy baby girl, in yo face FRANCE!

My bro holding his daughter and just in love from first sight.  I guess first sight love thing exist.   Shakina did not want to take a photo of her.  I mean she just had a baby, how would you look?  Really?

If you notice the names have on difference.  They dropped an “L”  So pretty much she is less of a Loser than I. Ha.

Congrats to them both.  Now big sister, MacKENize (c wht i did ther?) will have someone to tell she can’t tag along when she hit 16 and dirtbike is only 11.

I must SLAM EVIL! because she and I will be fighting for google searches in the future.

I’m back!  Computer was down for like 3 weeks and now I return with a story arc.  Don’t worry I won’t drag it on too long. First comic to not have Mike starring. Don’t worry he will be showing up. What could Willie J be up to?
Life has been kinda meh lately, but lucky I have friends for being able to hang out with me. (when I’m not gaming hard to the ciz ore) So, thanks ladies and gentles. Special thanks to Pat and Herb. Let’s make the world silky smooth.  Good news the next strip after this is written and sketched up. I’m building up a buffer so what happen for the last month won’t happen again, unless I’m injured for a month.  SLAM EVIL! Podcast is back on a one every two week schedule.
I’ll be changing the blog around in the next few weeks so be ready for it.  Steam is changing.

I SLAM EVIL! because the state of the nation depends on it.

Ken “Leroy rockWELL” Patterson